SPOILERS (obviously) as we give our immediate reactions to the Game of Thrones finale. Ice Dragons! Melissa wins the death pool. Cersei. Jaime stands up to her. Tyrion– Peter Dinklage’s poker face. Littlefinger. Sansa a slow learner, isn’t getting her hands dirty. Please don’t let Tormund be dead. Theon! Should we call him Aegon Targaryen, and does this mean anything?
We’re preparing to get hit by Hurricane Harvey but all we can think about is Game of Thrones! Thoros of Myr, ice dragons– called it! Why Littlefinger has to go. Deathpool points grubbing. Mark thinks Cersei is dead?!?! The Defenders. We don’t have a lot to say. Joss Whedon. We talk Joss Whedon for a LOONG time. Is he a feminist? James Cameron.
Ding! Dong! The Bannon’s Dead! More dangerous now? We’ll take the win. Charlottesville response redux: The Mormoning. Romney, Hatch, and Flake! Oh My! A Purposeful Wife. Game of Thrones. Mansplaining. Deathpool! Dickon for the win! Why Melissa should really be tied with Mark.
Apparently, threatening nuclear war isn’t the worst thing someone can do this week. Family in the military. China wins. Charlottesville. Free speech. Should hate speech be outlawed? Google diversity memo. Obama’s failure to tackle hate groups. Taking on the biggest thugs to send a message. Game of Thrones. Stephen Miller is now Dickon. Is shipping Jon and Daenerys gross? Bonus point: do they get it on in this episode? PICKLE RICK!!!
Game of Thrones! Mark called The Mooch getting fired. Dorne is boring. Grand jury! Predictions for first indictments: Andy: early September, Melissa: Early November, Mark: early January. Trump’s transcripts from his calls with foreign leaders. Andy is racist. Whatever happened to Stephen Miller? Cosmopolitan is white power code for Jewish. He looks like a penis. The importance of migrant labor.