We all wish we sounded like Harrison Ford. Thanks to everyone who downloaded the first episode. Star Wars: Rogue One. Ghostbusters all female cast. Cinderella. Are we going to get overwhelmed by too much Star Wars? Agents of SHIELD: privatizing peace? Daredevil. Powers.
Everything I know about Who: Timelord? TARDIS? Are they like Green Lanterns? Timelords are like Spock, but ours is more like Kirk. What the device of time travel says about humanity. 12th Regeneration? Companions? Tragedy. Captain Jack and Torchwood. Andys first mistake is Moffat. Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, Capaldi. And Tom Baker. John Hurt is confusing. Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels. The Master. A female Doctor? Geeky blindspots. We both dont know anything about anime. The ethical dilemma.
Next week? A confession. Reports of my virginity may be highly overstated.
Intros. We’re nothing special. Mark is a librarian, not really like that TNT show. We love redheads.
Seen any good movies? No.
Unfinished Business is awful. Chappie? Chef is Favreau’ therapy. Star Wars and Avengers are a restaurant.
Go see Kingsman or stay in and watch tv: Blackish vs. Fresh Off the Boat. We’ll miss you, Johnny Karate. Agent Carter vs. Agents of SHIELD. Is Bobbi Morse a Leviathan? Fitz vs. Simmons. Hawkeye is worm food. The perfect amount of Kat Dennings. Sheldon Cooper is on the Asperger’s spectrum. Too Many Fulcrums. Rebels finale. The Force: Dark Side vs Light Side vs. . Neutral? Is Sarah Michelle Gellar going to be Mara Jade?
Tim and Eric Time Travel Song
Time Travel. Leonard Nimoy. Star Trek was Mark’s dad’s fault. Kurtwood Smith is Ahab meets Kang the Conquerer in “Year of Hell.” Nimoy saved Krusty. William Bell on Fringe. Parallel universes. Mark is the Miles Morales Batman. Spock Prime helps explain the movies. Fixed Points in time. Unfrozen Nimoy in Trek 2112 reboot. Edith Keeler must die. Hitler must live? We’re anti-Semites? Andy loves First Contact; Mark hates it. Farmer Hoggett can build a warp engine. Rules for time travel. Terminator rules—Mark will take the next pod. If time travel exists, what is it like, what should it be like? If Doc Brown showed up, we’d keep our heartache. Kirk needs his pain. About Time. Kids are the ultimate fixed point in time. Interstellar. Looper. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban is the best. Safety Not Guaranteed. Primer. How Andy would use a time machine to talk to his 15 year old self.